I'm in an OLIVE GARDEN bathroom right now and my gun is stuck in the door!! My stomach was telling me it was about to release a HUGE LOAD and I went in there with my carry piece a BERSA 380 and I put it on the door latch like I always do so it doesn't get PEE on it. Well my hemorrhoids made the business extra colorful and I had to use a lot of TP and the toilet clogged and water started going everywhere. Now there is water ALL OVER THE FLOOR. I was going to get out of there quick like but the gun fell over on its side in the panic and jammed bewteen the latch and the door. I tried to get it out but the restaurant was closing and an employe CAME IN the bathroom and found all the water and asked if I need help. I said give me a minute but they said I had to get out now because the water is damaging the LINOLEUM and I said the door is stuck so they called the FIRE DEPARTMENT. Now if they get here before I can get my gun out I'm going to be in trouble because I still have my learners permit and I'll go to jail for the gun. PLEASE HELP ME GET THE GUN OUT, what should I do?
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